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inspired by the following page http://www.stupidring.com/humor/atc.html , combined with our three questions... and stusser's the dead guy interviews.

what if we try to get something similar off the ground? but not limited to LOTR... it could be anyone, from anywhere, anytime. you can think of 'm, they're valid. gandhi, james bond, margaret thatcher, gollum, freddie mercury, pocahontas, marilyn monroe, elmo, charles manson, neo... really, anyone.
a surreal mix of speculative history, philosophy and fiction.

ok, here's the first: 'Eva Braun, what did you think when Adolf stood there in front of you, in the bunker, on that fateful day?'

i was well, ja wie sagt mann das,.... upset, very upset. i mean, well, we met wenn i was 17, und ich wollte... i just wanted to be his wife, make him happy, und make a big familie, with lots of children, and their children so i could be a granny, and adolf could be a grandpa.... but he never married me.
so when he finally asked me to marry him, after almost 16 years of excuses he was too busy writing mein kampf, fighting and shouting, it was too late for me... he ignored me, neglected me... i'd make him pay. sein kampf.. ha! but what about MEIN kampf? it was always battle this, jews that, and dritte reich. he never brought me souvenirs from his trips... never...
so that's when i decided that i'd only be his wife for one day, and commit suicide the next day, in front of him... make him pay...




there's something i alvays vanted to ask batman: 'how did you persuade robin to be your sidekick?'